William Shakespeare, without his sharply topiarised chin, its pointiness so expressive of wit and intelligence, would have had the face of a balding sheep.
—John Walsh, "What's all the fuzz about, then? Jeremy Paxman's new beard lights up the Twitterverse," The Independent (London), August 13, 2013
Auto-topiarising your beard is difficult for the partially sighted man.
—Douglas Walker, "Auto-topiarising…," Twitter, September 13, 2015