A law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
禁止動物在酒館、學校或做禮拜 (或拜神) 的場所方圓 1,500 英尺內公然交配。
Bathhouses are against the law.
Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
It is an offense for residents to appear on reality TV shows.
It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
No more than 6 people are allowed to stay in a hotel room where payment has been paid for just 1 person.
在只付一個人住宿費的旅館房間，最多只允許 6 個人逗留。
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
無人駕駛的車輛時速不可超過 60 英里 (譯註：近 100 公里)。
Old women must hide their faces when in the vicinity of virgins. The penalty for disobeying this law is 5 years in prison.
在處女附近的老女人必須藏其臉。違反這項法律的罰則是入獄 5 年。
On some beaches it is still illegal for females to surf.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
Alhambra - 阿罕布拉市
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Arcadia - 阿卡迪亞市
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
孔雀有通過任何街道 - 包括私人車道 - 的先行權。
Baldwin Park - 包德溫公園市
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere - 貝爾維德爾市
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
Blythe - 布來瑟市
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Carmel - 卡梅爾市
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
Cathedral City - 大教堂城
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
One may not bring their dog to school.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
Cerritos - 喜瑞都市
All dog waste must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Chico - 奇科市
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
在市界內引爆核彈處以 500 美元罰鍰。
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street.
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
Dana Point - 達納點市
One may not use one's own restroom if the window is open.
Downey - 唐尼市
It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).
El Monte - 艾爾蒙地市
Pinball machines are outlawed, as well as mock horse racing games.
Sandboxes may not be used as ashtrays.
Waitresses are not allowed to consume drinks bought by her customers.
Eureka - 尤里卡市
Men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women.
One must seek written permission from the Director of Public Works before playing baseball in a city park.
Persons may not sleep on a road.
Fresno - 佛雷斯諾市
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.
Getting drunk on a playground is against the law.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person.
No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
Glendale - 格倫戴爾市
Cars may not be driven in reverse.
It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
One may not take his dog on an elevator with him.
Hermosa Beach - 霍爾摩沙海灘市
It is illegal to pour salt on a highway.
No person may show his or her buttocks on a playground.
Public restrooms must be supplied with toilet paper.
Hollywood - 好萊塢
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
同時驅趕 2000 頭以上的綿羊經過好萊塢大道是違法的。
Indian Wells - 印第安維爾斯市
Crushing rocks in the city limits is forbidden.
Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited.
Foretelling the future for donations is illegal.
It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store.
Lafayette - 拉法葉市
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
Lodi - 洛迪市
It is illegal to spray "Silly String" at parade participants.
Lompoc - 洛姆波克市
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
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