Atheists are disqualified from holding office or testifying as witness.
無神論者將被剝奪擔任公職或作證的資格或權利。
Men are not allowed to ask women to dance during the month of July.
七月間男性不可邀請女性跳舞。
It is illegal to call a child Zabradacka.
叫小孩 Zabradacka 是違法的。(若有人知道 Zabradacka 的意思，煩請告知)
A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
選民蓋印選票的時間只有五分鐘。
Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
Arkansas 必須發「阿肯色」的音。(譯註：Arkansas 大多發「阿肯色」的音，即重音在第一音節，最後一個 s 不發音；但實際上，有些美國人是將重音放在第二音節，而且最後一個 s 有發音)。
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
阿肯色河水位不得漲到高於小岩城的大街橋。
Alligators may not be kept in bath tubs.
短吻鱷不可養在浴缸。
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
法律規定，把頭髮剪短的學校老師不會獲得加薪。
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
男人可以合法地打老婆，但一個月不得超過一次。
Fayetteville - 費耶特維爾市
It is against the law to make bats and owls into burgers.
把蝙蝠和貓頭鷹做成漢堡是違法的。
It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
星期天下午一時以後在大街遛牛是違法的。
It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
殺害「任何活的生物」是違法的。
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
狗狗在下午六時以後不可吠叫。
Little Rock - 小岩城
No one may suddenly start or stop their car at a McDonald's.
任何人都不可在麥當勞前面突然發動車子或停車。
It is an offense to eat cheese on a Friday unless it is accompanied by a large bottle of beer.
星期五吃起司是犯罪行為，除非配著一大瓶啤酒吃。
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
男女在小岩城街上調情可能入獄三十天。
No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.
晚上九時以後任何人都不得在任何供應冷飲或三明治的地方按鳴車輛喇叭。