It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
The game of dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
You may not drive barefooted.
It is illegal to intentionally maim oneself to escape duty.
It is illegal to impersonate a member of the clergy.
In a divorce, women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage. However, this provision does not apply to men.
Face masks may not be worn in public.
The act of placing salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your car.
Men may not spit in front of the members of the opposite sex.
Incestuous marriages are perfectly legal.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
It is against the law to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
將 (冰淇淋) 甜筒放在後口袋裡是違法的。
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
It is illegal to spit in public.
It is illegal to marry any animal that is not already a relation.
Courting couples must not hold hands while dining in a restaurant.
It is a criminal offence to call a policeman, "Shitface".
叫警察「屎臉」(塞面 － 請用台語發音) 是刑事犯罪。
Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.
It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.
Anniston - 安尼斯頓市
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
Brewton - 布魯頓市
Use of motor boats is forbidden on city streets.
Huntsville - 杭茲維爾市
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
Jasper - 傑士伯市
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
Lee County - 李郡
Selling peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday is illegal.
Linden - 林登市
All women of "uncertain" chastity must be off the streets by 9 p.m.
Mobile - 莫比爾市
Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
It is illegal to spit orange peels out on to the sidewalk.
It is illegal to ride bicycles on interstate highways.
It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
No person within the city may possess confetti.
Palm reading requires a $10 permit.
Spray String and Snap Pops are illegal.
噴彩罐 (彩帶噴罐) 和摔炮是違法的。
Women may not wear a "lewd" dress in public.