It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
駕駛人開車時被蒙住眼睛是違法的。
The game of dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
星期天不可以玩骨牌遊戲。
You may not drive barefooted.
不可赤腳開車。
It is illegal to intentionally maim oneself to escape duty.
故意自殘以逃避責任是違法的。
It is illegal to impersonate a member of the clergy.
假扮或冒充神職人員是違法的。
In a divorce, women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage. However, this provision does not apply to men.
離婚時，女性可以保留她們婚前擁有的所有財產。然而，這項規定並不適用於男性。
Face masks may not be worn in public.
當眾不可戴口罩。
The act of placing salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
在鐵軌上撒鹽的行為可處以死刑。
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
鼻屎不可彈入風中。
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
禁止人熊摔角比賽。
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your car.
如果車頭掛著燈籠，在單行道上開錯方向是合法的。
Men may not spit in front of the members of the opposite sex.
男性不可在異性面前吐痰。
Incestuous marriages are perfectly legal.
亂倫的婚姻是完全合法的。
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
戴假八字鬍在教堂引起哄堂大笑是違法的。
It is against the law to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
將 (冰淇淋) 甜筒放在後口袋裡是違法的。
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
汽車一定要有雨刷。
It is illegal to spit in public.
公然吐痰是違法的。
It is illegal to marry any animal that is not already a relation.
跟任何還不是親戚的動物結婚是違法的。
Courting couples must not hold hands while dining in a restaurant.
談情說愛的情侶在餐廳用餐時禁止十指緊扣。
It is a criminal offence to call a policeman, "Shitface".
叫警察「屎臉」(塞面 － 請用台語發音) 是刑事犯罪。
Elephants must not be placed in electric ovens.
禁止將大象放入電烤箱。
It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.
刺傷自己來博取別人同情是違法的。
Anniston - 安尼斯頓市
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
諾伯街禁穿牛仔褲。
Brewton - 布魯頓市
Use of motor boats is forbidden on city streets.
禁止在布魯頓市的街道開快艇。
Huntsville - 杭茲維爾市
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
如果動物管制官員穿著制服，那是向民眾表示他就是動物管制官員。
Jasper - 傑士伯市
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
丈夫用直徑大於其拇指的棍棒打太太是違法的。
Lee County - 李郡
Selling peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday is illegal.
星期三日落後在李郡賣花生是違法的。
Linden - 林登市
All women of "uncertain" chastity must be off the streets by 9 p.m.
所有貞操「不確定的」女性在晚上九點之前必須離開街道。
Mobile - 莫比爾市
Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
禁止在莫比爾市的噴水池沐浴。
It is illegal to spit orange peels out on to the sidewalk.
將橘子皮吐在人行道上是違法的。
It is illegal to ride bicycles on interstate highways.
在州際公路騎單車是違法的。
It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.
穿著尖銳高跟無帶女便鞋是違法的。
It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.
在莫比爾市境內對女士咆哮是違法的。
No person within the city may possess confetti.
莫比爾市境內任何人都不可持有五彩碎紙。
Palm reading requires a $10 permit.
看手相須取得一份十美元的許可證。
Spray String and Snap Pops are illegal.
噴彩罐 (彩帶噴罐) 和摔炮是違法的。
Women may not wear a "lewd" dress in public.
女性不可公然穿著「猥褻的」衣服。