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萬象奇觀極短篇
　
Bunny on wheels (用輪子走路的兔子)
Man breaks cockroaches-in-mouth record (男子締造嘴含最多蟑螂的世界紀錄)
World's highest ever Lego tower (全世界歷來最高的樂高塔)
Giant ice penis (巨冰屌)
Ice-skating chimps (會溜冰的猩猩)
World's biggest jigsaw (世界最大的拼圖)
Face tree (人臉橡樹)
China's first tattoo man (中國第一位紋身人)
These war correspondents really risk their life (真正玩命的戰地記者)
Cat and bear are best friends (貓與熊竟是最好的朋友)
World's largest coin (世界最大的硬幣)
Icelandic Phallological Museum (冰島陽具博物館)
'The Beast' of guitars (吉他之「獸」)
57kg-growth on Russian woman's belly (俄羅斯婦女肚子長了57公斤巨瘤)
Sky dining (空中用餐)
Maryland woman gives birth to rare quadruplets, 3 identical (馬里蘭婦女產下罕見四胞胎，其中三個是同卵)
Saudi Arabian brides (沙烏地阿拉伯新娘)
World's shortest adult (全世界最矮的成人)
World's most expensive champagne (世上最貴的香檳)
World's first surfing mice (全世界首見的衝浪鼠)
Playing on a fire piano (火鋼琴演奏)
Five-wheeled bicycle (五輪腳踏車)
Annual Mud Ceremony was held in Japan (日本舉行一年一度的泥漿節)
Super big breasts (超級巨乳)
World's largest pencil (世上最大的鉛筆)
Dutch "Iceman" set 72 minutes ice enduring record (荷蘭「冰人」締造在冰塊堆中站立72分鐘的世界記錄)
Nine-year-old British boy can balance 14 spoons on his face (英9歲男孩臉上可掛吊14支湯匙)
World's largest swimming pool (全世界最大的游泳池)
No Pants Subway Ride (不穿褲子搭地鐵)
Polish riot police's Mickey Mouse uniform (波蘭鎮暴警察的米老鼠裝備)
World's cheapest car (全世界最便宜的汽車)
Monstrous pets (恐怖的寵物)
What's difference between human and animals? (人和動物有何差別?)
19th-century Parisian widow grew horn on her forehead (19世紀巴黎寡婦頭上長角)
World's most expensive headset (全球最貴的耳機)
Amazing super-big dogs (令人驚奇的超級大狗)
Indian eight-limbed girl stands on her own two feet (印度「八爪女童」用自己的雙腳站起來了)
Youngest grandmother in USA is only 29 years old (美國最年輕的祖母僅29歲)
Peruvian potato Christmas tree (秘魯馬鈴薯聖誕樹)
Dragon's head hive (龍頭蜂窩)
Australian man sets world record for carrying most beer steins (澳洲男子 締造雙手同時拿最多啤酒杯的世界記錄)
World's largest flag (世上最大的國旗)
Piano prodigy, 6, plays Beethoven's Fur Elise (6歲鋼琴神童演奏貝多芬「給愛麗絲」)
Mobile phone that can stand by two months (可待機2個月的手機)
Pure gold Santa Claus (純金聖誕老人)

Giant white shark jumps out of water to swallow seal (大白鯊躍出水面吞噬海豹)

World's smallest teapot (世界最小的茶壺)

Six-legged frog (六腳蛙)

World's smallest car (全世界最小的汽車)

Japan's 'best bottom' babe contest (日本「美臀」寶貝比賽)

World's smallest newspaper: First News (全世界最小的報紙：第一新聞)

Worm dishes: new eating fashion among white-collar girls (蟲蟲大餐：北京粉領族的新飲食時尚)

World top vertical roller coaster (世界最高的垂直雲霄飛車)

Can you undress in 2 seconds? (你能在兩秒內脫光全身的衣服嗎?)

Australian Opposition leader eating his own earwax during question time (澳洲反對黨黨魁質詢期間吃自己的耳屎)

Military vehicles crash accidents (軍事運輸工具車禍場面)

Unicycling in the streets of Manhattan (曼哈頓街頭騎單輪腳踏車)

Baby girl's bottom grows two extra feet (女嬰屁股長出一雙腳)

Korean-style extreme parallel parking (韓式極限路邊停車)

Street dentists in China and India (中國和印度的街頭牙醫)

24kt gold-plated and diamond studded Macbook Pro laptop (鍍24K金及鑲鑽的麥金塔專業筆記型電腦)

Famous London Traffic Light Tree (倫敦著名的紅綠燈樹)

Coke can tuxedo (可樂罐晚禮服)

World's most dangerous jobs (世上最不要命的工作)

Sexy Hotcut barber shop in Poland (波蘭誘人的「熱剪」理髮店)

Woman buttock-shaped washing basins (女性臀部形狀的洗手盆)

World's first back-to-front shoes (全球首見的鞋跟在前的高跟鞋)

Muscular parrot (肌肉鸚鵡)

New ear-lifting world record (新的耳朵舉重世界記錄)

World's first billionaire (世上首位億萬富豪)

World's shortest couple get married (世界最矮的情侶10月1日結婚)

Awesome 3D tattoos (超酷的立體紋身)

Funny animal-shaped slippers (有趣的動物形狀拖鞋)
萬象奇觀極短篇
　

World's largest underwater dinner party (世界最大的水中餐會)

A couple and their 17 children (一對夫妻和他們親生的17個小孩)
Lamborghini Reventon, the most expensive car on the earth (地球上最貴的車「藍寶堅尼 Reventon」)
Indian man lifts 6.5kg Hindu elephant God Ganesha using eyesocket (印度男子用眼窩吊起6.5公斤印度教象神雕像)
Chinese man using nose to pull car (中國男子用鼻子拉車)
World's shortest international bridge (全球最短的國際橋樑)
King Pear auctioned for 66,000 yuan (「梨王」拍出6萬6千人民幣高價)
World's largest model remote-control plane (世界最大的模型遙控飛機)
Six-eared kitten (六耳貓)
Largest steamer in China (中國最大的蒸籠)
World's first automated restaurant opens in Germany (全球第一家自動餐廳在德國揭幕)
World's craziest shoes (世界最古怪的鞋子)
Crazy Japanese women body painting (日本變態裸體彩繪)
Wedding in the air (空中婚禮)
Rare six-horned goat (罕見的六角山羊)
World's most expensive drumstick (世界最貴的雞腿)
World's smallest waist (世界最小的腰)
19 century's British male anti-masturbation device (19世紀英國男性貞操帶)
Cappuccino arts (卡布奇諾藝術)
Slippers made from sanitary pads (衛生棉做成的拖鞋)
Funny lovers' suits (有趣的情人裝)
German man sets breathtaking record (德國男子締造水中憋氣新紀錄)
Ukrainian man declares new world's tallest (烏克蘭男子成為新的世界最高的人)
World's most expensive desserts (世界最貴的飯後甜點)
Weird 'bees beard' contest (奇特的「蜂鬍」大賽)
'Shit' bread (「大便」麵包)
Brandless shoes (無牌鞋)
The funniest toilet's signs (最有趣的廁所標誌)
Dalian underwater recreational game (大連水中娛樂賽)
Two-headed gull (雙頭鷗)
Hydrocephalus boy receives surgery on deformed skull (凹頭男童接受頭顱重建手術)
Georgia Brown, 2, a girl who scores genius-rated IQ of 152 (英國兩歲女神童智商高達152)
Nude German woman buys cigarettes in gas station, leaves in Ferrari (德國裸婦到加油站買菸後坐上法拉利離去)
High-heel sprint in Moscow (莫斯科高跟鞋短跑賽)
Eat crocodile feet in Singapore (到新加坡啖鱷魚腳)
World's most expensive McDonald sandwich (世界最貴的麥當勞三明治)
Woman with world's longest fingernails (全球手指甲最長的女性)
World's largest carp caught in Thailand (泰國釣到世界最大的鯉魚)
Indian boy with hair growing on the face (印度男孩臉上長滿毛髮)
Gourd-shaped tortoise (葫蘆形狀的陸龜)
First person swims at North Pole (世界第一位在北極游泳的人)
China's halfman Peng Shui-lin now walks with prosthetic legs (中國半截人彭水林可用義肢走路了)
Pure gold Hello Kitty name card (純金凱蒂貓名片)
World's first bikini hair salon (世界第一家比基尼髮廊)
Chubby Chinese girl wanna auction breasts for charity (大陸恐龍妹欲售雙乳做公益)
World's smallest toy helicopter (世界最小的玩具直升機)
Indonesian man pulling 8.9-tonne bus by using his genitals! (印尼男子「那話兒」拉動8.9公噸巴士)
Dog gave birth to kitten-like puppy (母狗產下酷似貓咪的幼犬)
Miss Fatty contest (肥胖小姐選美比賽)
Bride has 28 meter wedding dress train (新娘婚紗下襬長達28公尺)
King of the Belly Flop (腹部跳水之王)
Chinese 'Elephant Man' to get 15 kg tumor removed (大陸「象人」將切除15公斤腫瘤)
Wrap artist's new record (穿最多件T恤的新世界紀錄)
More than 24,000 people set record for simultaneous dancing (2萬4千多人締造最多人同時跳舞的世界紀錄)
Mickey Mouse shaped tomato (米老鼠形狀的蕃茄)
Hungarians break world kissing record (匈牙利人打破世界接吻記錄)
Two-headed turtle (雙頭龜)
World's smallest dog (世界最小的狗)
Tigers' chick-mate (虎雞同籠哥倆好)
Toilet guide hot new profession in China (大陸熱門新行業：廁所嚮導)
World's longest Japanese yakitori stick (世界最長的日式燒雞串)
Pregnant S. African women set world record (南非孕婦締造世界記錄)
Naked teen town: Brattleboro, Vt. (青少年裸體鎮：佛蒙特州布雷特波洛鎮)
World's most premature baby (全球最早產的嬰兒)
Weirdest house in Tokyo (東京最怪異的房子)
China woman's super long hair (中國女子的超長髮)
Penis ice cream (陰莖冰淇淋)
Worm filled lollypops (蟲蟲棒棒糖)
Cat adopts chicks (母貓收養小雞)
Unbelievable 60 meter hot dog from Japan(日本令人驚奇的60公尺長熱狗)
Want a slice of Roach Cake? (想要來一塊蟑螂蛋糕嗎?)
The World Strip Poker Championship (世界脫衣撲克錦標賽)
Puss and boobs (小貓咪與大咪咪)

China makes world's largest hot pot (世界最大的火鍋)
100,000 friends gather to eat fondue (10萬人齊聚吃火鍋)
Crazy and whacky Japanese phone booths (怪」冠群倫的日本電話亭)
Poop flavored Curry, Curry flavored Poop (大便味的咖哩，咖哩味的大便)
美國各州愚蠢的法律
美國各州愚蠢的法律